Senty’s Porch Hoodie
$56.00
A soft, forest-green hoodie from the quiet edge of Porchlandia.
This is the hoodie Senty wears on the porch: simple, warm, and marked with small story-world details. The front features the golden Porchlandia crest near the heart, while one sleeve carries the Spoon of Delicious Destiny, and the other is marked with The Bear Was Here.
It is not loud merch. It is a wearable hearth-piece — cozy enough for chilly mornings, late-night writing, porch sitting, coffee runs, road trips, and those small in-between hours when the world needs to feel a little gentler.
Made with a cotton-feel face, a soft fleece interior, a front pouch pocket, and a warm hood for cooler evenings, this hoodie is built for comfort without losing its quiet mythic signal.
Porchlandia is a handmade story world of bears, lanterns, rocking chairs, songs, food, friendship, and the small sacred places where people finally get to rest.
Wear the hoodie.
Carry the porch.
Product details:
Unisex premium pullover hoodie
Forest green color
Golden Porchlandia crest on the front
Spoon of Delicious Destiny sleeve artwork
The Bear Was Here sleeve detail
Front pouch pocket
Warm hood
Soft fleece interior
Cotton-feel face
Comfortable everyday fit
Designed for porch sitting, cool evenings, travel, writing, and quiet rituals
This is the hoodie Senty wears on the porch: simple, warm, and marked with small story-world details. The front features the golden Porchlandia crest near the heart, while one sleeve carries the Spoon of Delicious Destiny, and the other is marked with The Bear Was Here.
It is not loud merch. It is a wearable hearth-piece — cozy enough for chilly mornings, late-night writing, porch sitting, coffee runs, road trips, and those small in-between hours when the world needs to feel a little gentler.
Made with a cotton-feel face, a soft fleece interior, a front pouch pocket, and a warm hood for cooler evenings, this hoodie is built for comfort without losing its quiet mythic signal.
Porchlandia is a handmade story world of bears, lanterns, rocking chairs, songs, food, friendship, and the small sacred places where people finally get to rest.
Wear the hoodie.
Carry the porch.
Product details:
Unisex premium pullover hoodie
Forest green color
Golden Porchlandia crest on the front
Spoon of Delicious Destiny sleeve artwork
The Bear Was Here sleeve detail
Front pouch pocket
Warm hood
Soft fleece interior
Cotton-feel face
Comfortable everyday fit
Designed for porch sitting, cool evenings, travel, writing, and quiet rituals
Size guide
| CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 21 | 28 |
| L | 23 | 29 |
| XL | 25 | 30 |
| 2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
| 3XL | 28 | 32 |
| CHEST WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 50.8 | 68.6 |
| M | 53.3 | 71.1 |
| L | 58.4 | 73.7 |
| XL | 63.5 | 76.2 |
| 2XL | 67.3 | 78.7 |
| 3XL | 71.1 | 81.3 |
From the Porch
Every item in the Porch Store carries something of the world it came from. The Bear was here. So was his zest friand.